With all the hustle and bustle of the upcoming election I found it rather troublesome that some Americans are looking way too deep into the presidential hopefuls. Of course each candidate has their own policies, standards, ethics, values, personal wealth, blah blah blah blah. What we really should be looking at is the "visual ethnicity" as I like to call it. (People generally avoid the term "racial profiling" like its MSNBC news). As most of my fellow pure bred Americans have probably already noticed, our current president is unfortunately black. Being raised somewhere outside of the country, I don't care what his birth certificate says, he was probably raised by wolves in some 3rd world country. Men running the streets with machettes and guns ablaze. We can only imagine what he had to do in order to escape that foul place.
As you all know, jesus, being a supreme and almighty human being, was white. This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, it is simply a fact. As too is it common knowledge that white people are more intelligent and generally use more critical thinking than our lesser African brethren. So why on Gods great earth would we have a less intelligent, inferior beast roaming the white house? If jesus was the only person who was truly without sin, does it seem reasonable that we should put the polar opposite of His greatness in charge of the greatest fifty states that ever was? Maybe the reason that we have all the internal violence we do is because of pure hatred toward that sinful man up on his throne in the white house. Think about it: the disciples didn't have a crazed black man controlling them. They had a white man looking after them and look how spectacular they turned out. The facts are all around us people. We just have to be brave enough to look into the face of his lies. If we don't take care of this problem, it will turn into a full blown infestation. And lord knows I don't want one up at the preachers stand telling me and my thirteen children about the lord almighty!